Um so yesterday I was walking along the grass back to my bunk and I saw a squirrel eating something halfway up a tree. I started creeping up on it like any normal person, trying not to scare it away, but when I got closer I realised that it was eating a bird. The motherfucker was EATING A BABY BIRD! Where, in my 13 years of school, was the memo about squirrels being sadistic bird munchers? Here's me thinking that they're all happiness and sunshine and cuddles and storing nuts for the winter, when actually they are murderous, horrible creatures that are not cute anymore. I am still in shock! What the hell? Is this common knowledge? My whole life is a lie! I am starting to doubt everyone. Oh god.
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